Universal Statistics

If I were omniscient and could build a list of interesting statistics about the universe, here’s what I’d like to know.

• Time saved by attempts to automate tasks with software.
• Time wasted by attempts to automate tasks with software.
• Number of times I’ve thrown something in the bin on the first attempt.
  • How this compares to people I know.
• Number of times “I’m not X, but…” has been followed by something incredibly X.