Ned! Ryerson!
Every year.
All you need is a light jacket.
Every day I buy a can of pineapple
    with a sell-by date of May 1.
Zero Cool crashed 1,507 systems
    in one day. Biggest crash in history.
It becomes self-aware
    at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29.
28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes and 12 seconds
On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.